tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4665048391482989802024-02-07T16:05:54.611-08:00Dr Max. de Bile BlogDr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.comBlogger288125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-74324971884536099012022-10-08T01:33:00.012-07:002022-10-19T23:10:56.953-07:00Smile<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nichts zum Lachen!</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-b792b041-7fff-90de-7a24-d26ad62b23db"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 465px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="465" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/Oq16oEp7B-gVkWdx2KdueKsVgxr8xbQJpK9PXMHPRE4kiNkzzSl5_ZYxNx8hFuoYlNEiAd-YQH35FiaSRDQoKfo3YtiyrrCjdKIFhnpcf24V5g8DksqIvJpNI0iHB4ziXzP2tJWSCN_U1KyfQe0NXVOsGjyHMWkeLeUQA_ys5XG3imCvIVryqEdqIg" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Halte aus, bemühe dich, Lieber, wir kommen in den Zirkus.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Milacik, namahaj sa trochu, zobberu nas vystupdovat o cirkusu!</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-8034304524030266732022-09-28T03:28:00.000-07:002022-09-28T03:28:24.262-07:00Kudlanka nábožná<p> 210421</p><p><br /></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wer Kannibalen frisst</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">der sicher unendlich traurig ist</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kommt tanzen auf einen Ball</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">macht gleich schönen Krawall</span></p><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">jede Kannibalin ist</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gottesanbeterinnen?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nonsense - non sense?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Keine Sense? Quatsch!</span></p><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kabis!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wo findet man hier Imbiss?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Imbissbude - Imbiss Bar</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">im Betrieb das ganze Jahr?</span></p><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gut geräuchertes schönes Knie</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">frisch gepflückt von der Themse</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">geviertelt mit scharf gewetzter Sense</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Den Geschmack vergisst du nie!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 439px; width: 602px;"><img alt="1eUuyQICbvo4cstZtz0NGkmEDzO7fTVdZz-Z2VMZtXeTB9d1D4OTYDXOdBgbhiHXWcEIJdUZqEp-SIB4roD0FlGju_rE3xqAoG3QXRG4IQIAIenkXa2CKRjUPa5coXnCPQxYJ0e5vkoid3HMYNtCvp3P9WpiKHaSQ0F-Qd-H2rX_-I3CeHVUCgEyFQ" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/1eUuyQICbvo4cstZtz0NGkmEDzO7fTVdZz-Z2VMZtXeTB9d1D4OTYDXOdBgbhiHXWcEIJdUZqEp-SIB4roD0FlGju_rE3xqAoG3QXRG4IQIAIenkXa2CKRjUPa5coXnCPQxYJ0e5vkoid3HMYNtCvp3P9WpiKHaSQ0F-Qd-H2rX_-I3CeHVUCgEyFQ" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 439px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 602px;" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gottesanbeterin in Action</span></p><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Geschweige von der goldig gebräunten Wade</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">schimmert als frisch polierte Jade</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">für viele ungesättigten Leute</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">eine kostbare Beute</span></p><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">gegrillt schmeckt mit dem berühmten Kartoffelsalat</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ein wahrer Genuss</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Grillmeister bekommt - er ist unser Kamerad</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">einen verdienten Kuss</span></p><div><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div><p>Ten, kto jedáva kanibalov</p><p>ktorý je určite nekonečne smutný</p><p>prichádza tancovať na ples</p><p>hneď robí pekný hluk</p><p><br /></p><p>každý kanibal je</p><p>modlivky?</p><p>Nezmysel - non sense?</p><p>Nemá to zmysel? Nezmysel!</p><p><br /></p><p>Kabis!</p><p>Kde nájdete snack bar?</p><p>Imbissbude - snack bar</p><p>v prevádzke po celý rok?</p><p><br /></p><p>Dobre údené krásne koleno</p><p>čerstvo nazbierané z Temže</p><p>rozštvrtený ostro nabrúsenou kosou</p><p>Na tú chuť nikdy nezabudnete!</p><p><br /></p><p>Kudlanka nábožná v akcii</p><p><br /></p><p>Nehovoriac o zlatom opálenom teľati</p><p>sa leskne ako čerstvo vyleštený nefrit</p><p>pre mnohých nenasýtených ľudí</p><p>vzácna korisť</p><p><br /></p><p>grilované chute so slávnym zemiakovým šalátom</p><p>skutočný zážitok</p><p>majster grilu dostane - je to náš súdruh</p><p>zaslúžený bozk</p><p><br /></p><p>Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)</p>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-7230329371424757352022-09-16T23:04:00.000-07:002022-09-16T23:04:00.955-07:00Preložiteľné?<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Adekvat übersetzen Poesie</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-7dfc2c6c-7fff-dc89-ae68-fdc3ec41d0a2"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">gleicht giftiger Onanie.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ursprünglich hiess es "günstiger",</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">gemeint hab’ ich “geistiger”!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Adekvátne poéziu prekladať,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">znamená so svojim údom sa hrať,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">si ho babrať, ergo onanovať v duchu,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dostať krče v bruchu plnom zlého vzduchu!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Beispiel resp. ukážka:</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Zavri si pusu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">máš v nej plno hnusu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">hoci zuby nové ako z brusu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">smrdia hnisom od každeho kusu</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Schliesse dein Maul</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Zähne hast wie altes Gaul</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">stinkt jede ihre Wurz</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">wie ein Altweiber Furz</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 891px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="891" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/dIxwuibBnGbjRDst5ZjFoRaIKn5VY1AElnn680FPv_bbbUdwiMXyIPkYh6Ey6BmMquIJwHHdOnF4FCcbHb0ABgqw5o4vRtiYnEwhXuQ8teUBvoG0DDsmqaOtr3LAlXdSZFILxe0aABT60h0dGGlIOvZ4VpuneNwLT99w-E3A81YMHemwEoRTj1om" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Keď to musí byť, tak opatrne! Wenn schon, dann sollte es sehr vorsichtig stattfinden…</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-33792257881733499912022-08-22T21:35:00.003-07:002022-08-22T21:35:50.496-07:00neprelozitlne!<p> <span style="background-color: white; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; text-align: center; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sie verkauft im Grillstand, ich hab’ sie oft bewundert. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 18pt; margin-top: 18pt; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Eine Tages konnte ich es nicht mehr aushalten und bat um ihre Hand. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 18pt; margin-top: 18pt; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 487px; width: 602px;"><img alt="Ht8J-lKFn2lice4Pu0EwFUEjXnIzP7PRZvysi1lsZd5GcbONX6OJE2v8MjEovrI-THl5CuNbkLUmNQH3Utfe-NyDh8kk5EY0QGPL5KAJDYWTmxPQhcosrlblLkBI7DMJuBbh2s_kDwSqczJKmjeOat4" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/Ht8J-lKFn2lice4Pu0EwFUEjXnIzP7PRZvysi1lsZd5GcbONX6OJE2v8MjEovrI-THl5CuNbkLUmNQH3Utfe-NyDh8kk5EY0QGPL5KAJDYWTmxPQhcosrlblLkBI7DMJuBbh2s_kDwSqczJKmjeOat4" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 487px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 602px;" /></span></span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Prompt statt ihrem zarten Händchen hielt ich in meiner Hand gebratenes Hähnchen.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 18pt; margin-top: 18pt; text-align: center;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Da ich jedoch dass Geflügel in jeder Form hasse, scheint das ich das Heiraten lasse…</span></p><div><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #111111; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-44849674319987190132022-08-19T22:25:00.012-07:002022-08-19T22:35:24.268-07:00Radosti mladosti<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jetzt fängt das Leben an, erst jetzt kommt die vollkommene Freude des Lebens, oder?</span></p><p><br /></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-73bf9727-7fff-0161-5435-1ad5d237f26d"><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 519px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img alt="5ye1-RdXNYh5yJLEx1PUJb3FcslYFKyp2LzwDZqmJjfJUvx4NhpqEJrrhjkt6fUIgEj9zgUkzefqPG_anc9MqzRPR6Oysyhee423cK_UsM8fLeLvncVSsLlV_Cqz4jlVJszUqGRKGM_J4e4xr5w8XIk" height="519" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mmdD6hAB4QOTtO-3_hIe5qOvaMNtCGSP91U46cE8IfM_T51Ww40jl1JnLcEsYLpYX7-bONTypwiHshieHQjpPD6L6CJ1xaG1di5OMTMqF-r_5fHfZ3DLadP9xwFvnUJ84nIQvi-TsvXAVYwQFsogVHo" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Ich habe da ein Haar, eine Borste vielleicht, warte mal schnell..”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Mach aber schon endlich wieder weiter! Setze fort! Nicht aufhören!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wir haben doch nicht mehr so viel Zeit wie damals, als wir noch jung waren!"</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Počkaj chvíľku, mám tu nejký vlas alebo chlp...", dusí sa muž.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Pokračuj už konečne! Neprestávaj! My už nemáme toľko času ako kedysi z mladi!", </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zúrivo vzdychá žena.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.56; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"> </p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.56; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"> </p><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-67986437860760360612022-08-11T02:57:00.003-07:002022-08-11T02:57:36.374-07:00Nebezpečie jesených prác je všadeprítomné!<p><span style="color: #bf9000; font-size: x-large;">P</span> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Probe beendete der Chor mi einem Choral.</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-9730f51c-7fff-69fc-4c31-0291a440e656"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jetzt proben sie weiter oral…</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 431px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="431" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/KKgumZnK_3XXvDkRK_eCav0qsKAJbGVq8cOcB2VysWCJzgITolIc1LBRRr6q3dDacvCkqFSVeaBuAjtUk4VDld_4LQVUBraV8YooUbWBMUkADsNUz_gbRbLM4laUNsOTYpgXelKP8FsFqfILWQUhN9I" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wo der Penis fehlt, fällt die Liebe…</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">No to si to dobre zoral,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">teraz nam zostáva už len orál…</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-39569238922770743562022-08-07T23:19:00.004-07:002022-08-07T23:19:46.335-07:00K narodeninám<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center; white-space: pre-wrap;">Liebe Ehefrau, viď preklad nižšie</span></p><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; text-align: center;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></div><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">da bringe ich Dir zu Deinem Geburtstag reiche Auswahl der Geschenke.<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /> Die Qual der Wahl überlasse ich - feige wie ich bin! - Dir. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 407px; width: 602px;"><img alt="Q-kM937qP53UEmEreuaXK6EyM3lnzUviy7qjWnGF7LBGmVR8JJu6d2O0x0au1CRwDxtLS_Nr_9zTqi152MoA4vchuVhnM9skmrBgJ0SdhkLNxdapQTMVjaYkbqrszeqwS7so4vyMLYDM1L4Jh4z0j7Y" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/Q-kM937qP53UEmEreuaXK6EyM3lnzUviy7qjWnGF7LBGmVR8JJu6d2O0x0au1CRwDxtLS_Nr_9zTqi152MoA4vchuVhnM9skmrBgJ0SdhkLNxdapQTMVjaYkbqrszeqwS7so4vyMLYDM1L4Jh4z0j7Y" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 407px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 602px;" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Der Ehemann und die beschenkte Ehefrau führen folgenden Dialog:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Meinst Du, der Kaktus wäre besser? Er steht ziemlich fest, und die Rose hat auch Dorne…”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Ich weiss nicht. Ich glaube, dass ich die Kerze ausblase und nachher behalte sie, <br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />das wird, denke ich, am Besten, oder?”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Myslíš, že kaktus by bol lepsí? Fakt, on pekne stojí, nie ako tá zvädnutá ruža,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ktorá má na dovažok tiež pichliače!", pýta sa zneistený muž.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Neviem, myslím, že keď vyfúkam tú sviečku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">tak si ju potom nechám,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ona sa bude dať ešte dobre použiť, nie?,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">hovorí nádejeplná žena.</span></p><div><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-22811212306294548262022-06-29T03:39:00.000-07:002022-06-29T03:39:22.511-07:00todestanz<p> </p><h5 class="seitentitel" style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #343a40; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.25rem !important; font-weight: 500; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">Limerick zum Thema Tod</h5><h4 class="seitentitel" style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #343a40; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.4rem !important; font-weight: 500; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">von <svg aria-labelledby="svg-inline--fa-title-Ke2RXbvn08J8" class="svg-inline--fa fa-user fa-w-14" data-fa-i2svg="" data-icon="user" data-prefix="fas" role="img" title="Autor" viewbox="0 0 448 512" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><path d="M224 256c70.7 0 128-57.3 128-128S294.7 0 224 0 96 57.3 96 128s57.3 128 128 128zm89.6 32h-16.7c-22.2 10.2-46.9 16-72.9 16s-50.6-5.8-72.9-16h-16.7C60.2 288 0 348.2 0 422.4V464c0 26.5 21.5 48 48 48h352c26.5 0 48-21.5 48-48v-41.6c0-74.2-60.2-134.4-134.4-134.4z" fill="currentColor"></path></svg> <a class="kvlink" href="https://keinverlag.de/lugarex.kv" style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; text-decoration-line: none;">lugarex</a></h4><div class="container troll" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin: 20px auto; max-width: 1140px; opacity: 1; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; width: 635px;"><div class="row" style="box-sizing: border-box; display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px;"><div class="col-12" style="box-sizing: border-box; flex: 0 0 100%; max-width: 100%; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; position: relative; width: 635px;"><div style="box-sizing: border-box; overflow: hidden; position: relative;"><div style="box-sizing: border-box; float: left; left: 302.5px; position: relative;"><div class="fliesstext" style="box-sizing: border-box; float: left; font-size: 1rem; left: -311px; line-height: 1.3; max-width: 100%; padding: 10px; position: relative; text-align: justify;"><span id="text_innen" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 1.2em; overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #6f6f6f;"></span><p style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; margin-top: 0px;"></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">schöne wellen zaubert sie am beginn</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">die geheimnisvolle schöne friseurin</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">sie spielt auf meiner glatze</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so entsteht ewige romanze</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">sie kümmert sich nicht und ich bin hin</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 460px; width: 602px;"><img alt="Pez-x1wTTYJiORS1AL6BHoeb5LRXlD0SW0fa9tGf26-Vsv3e3pUxXbWc68045w_KIkRpDWKHX_u3ckfUXxQwcY86VkChRJhCgGYD2RuAACAytvS1OI7PTWqH8nlbnQYremNOYqeI9gjPjQA-lO0" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/Pez-x1wTTYJiORS1AL6BHoeb5LRXlD0SW0fa9tGf26-Vsv3e3pUxXbWc68045w_KIkRpDWKHX_u3ckfUXxQwcY86VkChRJhCgGYD2RuAACAytvS1OI7PTWqH8nlbnQYremNOYqeI9gjPjQA-lO0" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 460px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 602px;" /></span></span></p><div><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 460px; width: 602px;"><br /></span></span></div></span></div></div></div></div></div></div>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-13869755084836379172022-06-28T02:55:00.002-07:002022-06-28T02:55:17.025-07:00zivot nie je len med lízať!<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Čo sa v mladosti naučíš…</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-1966eb6a-7fff-687c-e558-0e7436a02fd5"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 481px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="481" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/UkHglx8jYIc96_qJlTpwPmXDdrDpS92HngtXDHglCxjSYvmOsC630A67vSA3IoNko-MrrXVbPKh35bA2TxDE8xNSm_38gbzirKtqmvKrmIhFyOnSSiUNcwql5V0dF_0bCp6okxfNTedblQWQDg" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">…v starobe ako by si našiel!</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-36522223881498007322022-06-24T03:13:00.002-07:002022-06-24T03:13:20.322-07:00pred rokom - spomienka<p> <span style="color: #660000; font-size: x-large;">P</span> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">PRED pár minutami tragédia</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-b05966d1-7fff-04b0-b9c4-7dfd591f6522"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">holičov pohltila pandemia</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vpred nahrnuli sa strihači</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">mnohým sa to však nepáči</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">lepšia diera v koláči</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">než v hlave</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">túžim po dobrom pagáči</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ako v Bratislave</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dlhé vlasy krátky rozum</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">účes hlavy demonštruje konzum</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">po čerstvej frizúre</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zatúži mozog po rume</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">miesto rumu pitralon</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">všetky chúťky z hlavy von</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ni koláč ni pagáč ni rum</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">pre EU maximálne tuzemský UM!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 1041px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="1041" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/NQY_1EnMGrVUgnvje6w1QoG4E05XytL0UqJWi0cdNlxDH0IuycVCimMmh4GS9xNA-m-2AZBnEDVvHnxLy_fS269HoWmoJD6a-IIC7O2ojPYHPOr6YQvrnf9l0GRVIl--i9VNGLeu=s0" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nahnevaný</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 341px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="341" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/8iTzNMHCKuv-NuxxPjh70-FXou_AOp9-5Y6obJjoDy4mf4a-_ZMNWFiGAX-Q85Q8VA0yHxj5dsBaS5y9RQAtLgLjB3aF_rPowxNKlWo3dHQItymSqbP5sO3USyoo2Z2nI8c68Br0=s0" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a zase normálny... </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">...obletovaný holičskými dámami!</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-15896489529817241462022-06-17T21:08:00.000-07:002022-06-17T21:08:31.660-07:00prekvapenie<p> <span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">V</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Vlastne som chcel odjakživa byť lekár ale kvôli</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-29518787-7fff-2b47-c9f5-1de77eb2df25"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Vlaste som to nechcel študovať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">studoval som ale a dnes som MUDR C. Veliký</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ktorý predstiera, že rozumie sa aj do elektriky!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dnes volám sa Cyril</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kiež by som sa mýlil</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">na to som tam neišiel</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zástrčku som aj tak nenašiel</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Zamiešal som sa medzi domorodcov, ktorí nepoznali elektriku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zasvietila žiarovka tak dostali paniku.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Chcel som im vysvetliť čo je Fluoreszenz</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zabudol pritom na tú Essenz…</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hľadal som elektrickú zástrčku aj na púšti v ružovom kríku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">strčil som tam svoju paprčku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">spálil som si pritom asi rúčku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">keď som ju vytiahol mal som na prste obrúčku!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nemecky: (Sinngemäss)</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">In der Wildnis, in der Prärie, suchte ich in einem Busch mit Rose eine Steckdose,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ich steckte drin meine Finger doch und es roch nicht nach Rose,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">eher nach einem faulen Hering.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zog die Hand weg erschrocken und meinen Finger schmückte ein Ehering! </span></p><br /><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-90741971536701732842022-06-17T01:17:00.004-07:002022-06-17T01:17:26.924-07:00noc v prvom mesačnom splne r. 2022<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center; white-space: pre-wrap;">Diese zauberhafte Vollmond Nacht</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">welche haben wir heute verbracht</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">sie sollte niemals enden</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vor jedem Sonnenaufgang bitte wenden</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">am liebsten schriebe ich der Zeit eine liegende Acht</span><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 552px; width: 602px;"><img alt="H_LctrEGqV1vQ5mvWk1x3-RApKyzTO5YvOQ4HU1X7rPYnN0SXSpPbQXhnaqpYmOlI_lfDJNKfD7jlsYOOAix6Iw3oBq8-Oc9ewRoUs7GlOogIGfR_p_0J54jNIVswNPfmPVP8niTomHaOV5vXw" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/H_LctrEGqV1vQ5mvWk1x3-RApKyzTO5YvOQ4HU1X7rPYnN0SXSpPbQXhnaqpYmOlI_lfDJNKfD7jlsYOOAix6Iw3oBq8-Oc9ewRoUs7GlOogIGfR_p_0J54jNIVswNPfmPVP8niTomHaOV5vXw" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: border-box; height: 552px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 602px;" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #6f6f6f; font-family: "Cabin Condensed", "Open Sans Condensed", Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 19.2px; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Unermüdliche kleine Nachtmusik <br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">da erst nach dem Ende wäre ich umgebracht…</span></p><div><span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-73688618530876679992022-06-11T22:28:00.000-07:002022-06-11T22:28:19.665-07:00z archívu vydolované náhodou<p> <span style="color: red; font-family: Lora, serif; font-size: 15pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">20. NOVEMBRA 2020</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-fed0f883-7fff-c20d-83d6-7a576a1dfd54"><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt 0pt 15pt 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: red; font-family: Lora, serif; font-size: 15pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">K</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #292929; font-family: Lora, serif; font-size: 15pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Keď som išiel poza školu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">schoval som si hlavu v igelite do rôsolu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">učiteľ myslel že je to huspenina,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">že nie je to moja hlava ale niekoho iná.</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lež bola to moja hlava, tá pravá</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">spoznali ju, strhla sa hlučná vrava.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">V zborovni panika, veľa kriku,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">školák má hlavu v aspiku!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nič neje sa príliš vrelé</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">napchali mi do nej samé želé.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Starodávne nazývali to i “studenô” vraj,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">teľacie hlavu školáčika do rôsolu daj...</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #292929; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><br />PS 12.06.2022</span><div><span>Kamarát oslavoval predvčerom 80! Kedysi dávno ma musel ošetrovať,</span></div><div><span>po strašnej opici z čerstvého burčáku.</span></div><div><span>Aby som mu nepoblval postel, kam ma uložil, dal mi na hlavu</span></div><div><span>silonový sáček!</span></div><div><span>Tak som mu to ako "záslužný čin" pri gratulácii spomenul,</span></div><div><span>on si to už nepamätal!</span></div>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-80341802205841618482022-06-09T22:31:00.001-07:002022-06-09T22:31:42.400-07:00nezmysly k tristému jubileu, ktoré je aj "triste"!<p><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: x-large;">P</span> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Padol ti do oka kus modrého žraloka?</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-61197e57-7fff-67e3-49aa-9fff0986cb51"><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Veď žlté plutvy má ten chudák, </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nie je to náhodou tuňák?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hai Fisch!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">High Fish!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Heil ryba - (ten smrdutý tu chýba)</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Fisch heil!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ak zbadáš rybu utekaj!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Haifischflosse…(dám ti po nose!)</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Na obzore v belasej kaluži prevaľuje sa ryba</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">farebný spektákel vyžaruje, nad ňou sa dvíha</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">z vody ukazuje svoje zvody ako pestrá duha</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">modrá veľká ryba pripomína pstruha</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.944; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 10pt 0pt 10pt 0pt;"><a href="https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regenbogenforelle" style="text-decoration-line: none;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; text-decoration-line: underline; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regenbogenforelle</span></a></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Die Regenbogenforelle (Oncorhynchus mykiss, Syn.: Parasalmo mykiss, Salmo gairdneri, S. irideus)</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.944; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 10pt 0pt 10pt 0pt;"><a href="https://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pstruh_d%C3%BAhov%C3%BD" style="text-decoration-line: none;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; text-decoration-line: underline; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">https://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pstruh_dúhový</span></a></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pstruh dúhový alebo hovorovo dúhak (lat. Oncorhynchus mykiss) </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">je</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> sladkovodná ryba z čeľade lososovité</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pstruh zvaný dúhak</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oncorhynchus </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">mykiss</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">samozrejme - ako u mňa ináč - vytiahol čurák</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dáš mu naňho “kiss”? (Oncorhynchus </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">your kiss!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">)</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">čo iného u mňa sa dá čakať?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">niekto bude kakať </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a ja zostanem tu ako čudák!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Modrá veľryba</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">je príliš veľká to je chyba</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">chvostom mocne kýva</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">hlúpo na breh sa díva</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">obrovská veľryba baleen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nemá zuby ako Alén</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">možno ich nemá ani ako tá tučná Alena</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">náhodou na školskom bále náhodne zbalená</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Baculatá Alena plavky dostane do vena</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ale až bude definitívne zbalená!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ak sa schová za krík</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dostane aj malý obrnený tančík</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nezriedka padne plavcovi do oka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">výhražná plutva žraloka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">plavec na to kašle</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">motýlka upletie z hodvábnej mašle</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a dnes už nie motýlkom ale delfínom točí svoje dráhy</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">statný urastený modelovaný junák</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">všetkým mladuchám vytúžený drahý</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">za suskami sa modeluje hrubý čurák</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">básnik si vypil, moce sa ako drevený panák</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">chlápek vytúžený</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">túžia po ňom všetky ženy</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Modrá veľryba na nebi pláve, plachtí a majestátne sa vznáša</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Na žltom poli</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">všetko bolí</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nataša</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 428px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="428" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/3Mbbl3lb55q8iGg1W9jSHfVmYmUxghUfkoRNPAlucOJYjO-XEYgdfsNxIL1b8TXUTlPM6hojzBc3fuqHtNgPORVykBUJGtaUHP2wdKM6BSwv3WRqy-36K-Hn2HRchBHgQDdOmcOPMv7V3Hl7WQ" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dáma s tankom - Nastenka? Nataša!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zo všetkého zostane len kaša</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">podzemnica olejná bude naša</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">namiesto blokovanej pšenice</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vydrancujeme zbrojnice</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Die Erdnuss (Arachis hypogaea), </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">schweizerisch Spanische Nüssli</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, auch Aschantinuss oder Aschanti, ist eine Pflanzenart in der Unterfamilie der Schmetterlingsblütler</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Klíčky zelené</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zostanú z nich mrvance sfarbené krvou</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kone sa pohrajú s rodnou hrivou!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #282727; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">(pri koňoch siaha od krčných stavcov až po kohútik)</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">schweizerisch Spanische Nüssli…</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ty jeden hlúpy “nuss”, čo si to z popletný kus!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Klíčky zelené a tie ich mrvance zostanú na “rodnej hrude”,</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">tam ju zdupú kone, tam krvavo už je a ešte len bude! </span></p><br /><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Na prechádzke Prahou v Nusli</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">skočil som na žabu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">žalovala vraj čurať musí</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 513px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="513" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/RHlyOAZgV8bG9R9AfVmI5dreSwrkf_PybwH-fKyFIMuvfB8OeAOGpHIZa9QYAhh59eF-RMA_wGVCmWbsvws8xXBgG380gF24pC4BwfXSqeCtrtejH7goui-_DTa-0hEw4_N5Ivhwesx0vdi33g" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Zamorenie plynom, nielen dymom, </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">smradom tekutým, kvapalným plynom, celé nákladné lode</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dovezú ropu po mori v pohode?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">tak som kašlal na tú babu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">urobil som rošádu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vzal som žabu pri Pezinku na “Babu” na chatu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nechal ju zaplatiť aj moju útratu…</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">žubrienka padla mi tam hneď do oka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">počkám na ňu do dňa a do roka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">žubrienka pásla sa tam v močarine</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">voda tiekla hore kopcom - počkám si ju na rovine!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">za zákrutou je tichá zátoka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kde dunajské rameno neustále premoká</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kde nemám hausboat...</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 339px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="339" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/YfYcsPLWZah2CEN84ytmJAPNy_YhnV7PD9g5L6ZYETLm_OsGZbrfwxepbZ5eoQd5_0CMkanPsuGBb_F7v5MgbOAaM3tz-Ik1OiU_dJHVtoz4s10T24ER6rc_ytq4YDtLN3sR8XgD7gdtxlx0yg" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kam uteká ten Austin</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">veď má asi plný komín</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">beží že má termín?</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">V tom dunajskom ramene</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">aj ryby poznajú ma po mene</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kričia na mňa “gazdag”!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">myslia, že som je bohatý azda</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a ja som pritom len “kicsi gazda”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nerozumiem celkom - nie som maďarčiny schopný</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nemám ani "orszag"</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nevyznám sa ani v "</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 4pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mezőgazdaságtudom"</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“nem tudom”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">už nevládzem kývať údom</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ani v skryte za humnom</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"nem vagyok gazdag"</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">som len starý chudák!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“námorník je chudák, keď mu stojí čurák”!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Spýtaj sa </span><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">ľudí z Odesy</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">čoho sa ten ľud desi</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sloboda generálna KDE SI? Quo vadis? </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #111111; font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nepiješ ani anis či anyz?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: white; line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"> </p><br /><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-50809894299152535692022-06-07T02:33:00.000-07:002022-06-07T02:33:18.448-07:00oberacka<p><span style="color: #660000; font-size: x-large;">P</span> pichat treba furt</p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">Nie je odporúčané oberať zrelé žalude</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">duby nerastú tak rýchlo ako huby</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">na vetvách sedia čierne vrany</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">do huby sviniam žalude padajú</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">ako hubárovi huby sami sa hladajü</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 891px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="891" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/GP1tI4O5Qd0t63Dv_qBWL-KhXIRcQjUiZ-D1jF9e1uBPF-5TOwCbrvZXwgceAeCO2w7i2Jlx2DKtOrZpH5WBWElpHfkf1-UWHTUv2ANrYN9_rndKjOhbQHUdik1ZwF10Pc4uBS9UiCHf8Xz3lQ" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">Keď to musí byť, tak opatrne!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">(Opakovanie?)</span></p><p><br /></p>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-14307558664503519342022-06-06T00:48:00.000-07:002022-06-06T00:48:07.057-07:00svätodušné sviatky<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; text-align: center; white-space: pre-wrap;">petticoat versus pentecote</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-2635c6be-7fff-ced7-fc32-6cad43ff4cbd"><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">es ist Gebot dieser feierlichen Tage</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">fremde Sprachen zu lernen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">wie der Heilige Geist er wie eine Taube</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dumpf gelandet war unter die Tauber</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">in der Lufthülle brennender Zungen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">jeder Taube ja auch jeder Stumme! konnte sprechen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">konnte gar zum Spass “Zungenbrechen”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 452px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="452" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pgU-5o6FSX_zWU_zc5yp2SyFrK7mO8xWGMBICmGuSjr36oxQKm1DNyAa5Z9rlvALnH1V6hKvXFeMuOoBBo5U9F6AJkueFJpOnIYMeHb-8aLRjv6IqH9MUG6Ycc2JttvukkdwRqePBxn62mle-g" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hätte eine Taube sein sollen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">wir haben eine Eule sehen wollen</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Weise Eule mahnt</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Missverständnisse zu meiden</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zwischen petticoat versus pentecote</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zu unterscheiden!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">voľný preklad:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">spodnička kontra sviatkysvätodušné</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">petticoat versus pentecote</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b id="docs-internal-guid-cf09e2e9-7fff-cac4-3c27-d86c9c59929f" style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></b></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">príkaz, povel týchto sviatkov</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">učiť sa jazyky</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">svätý duch pristál nehlučne medzi hluchými ak holubička</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">zaclonený horiacimi jazykmi</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">každý hluchý, dokonca každý nemý mohli zrazu rozprávať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">zo srandy mohli aj lámať jazyky, teda reči…</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">múdra sova napomína</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">nedorozumeniam sa vyhýbať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">rozdielom medzi spodničkou </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;">radšej sviatkami sv. Ducha sa zabývať</span></p><div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-61833705452916688942022-05-29T04:23:00.009-07:002022-05-29T04:25:26.694-07:00Aktualita? Zmýlený dátum, aktuálny dátum!<p> <span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Niečo mi nefunguje! A nielen formát!</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-520c56c7-7fff-2c21-2d04-7c489617f86b"><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Veľkonočné vajíčko (tiež: veľkonočné vajíčka , "düpfen", "ditschen", "tüppen", "tippen", "kitschen", "gecksen", "pecken", "tütschen", "dotzen", " boxen", "Klockeln" alebo "kicken" - dialekty pre "zrážky, narážky") je starý veľkonočný zvyk, ktorý sa svojho druhu koná ako súťaž najmä v bavorskom Hornom Falcku, v mnohých regiónoch Starého Bavorska, v Južnom Tirolsku, v mnohých regiónoch Rakúska a na Balkáne až po </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Rusko</span><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, v nemecky hovoriacom Švajčiarsku, ale aj v Porýní, v Luxembursku a časti Švédska.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 463px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="463" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/TCjkeybX0--1RYa1tqigvOmtBgAs4IBMgAmvk1wsxSfTTokcafPag2W9aKc8Vb2wYN37ZDT7K3gvAeaBHKKi-3Z5HtBm4HS1hlrl1VwL23DVO_txjxj-ZL32OGOS_1cUlagXkA6Qw6f9CHluGQ" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Vaječný súboj dvoch slovenských starcov</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nie len tak niečo mi neštimuje!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Aktuálnosť tiež zaostáva, okrem Ruska označeného červenou farbou. Chybné sú len nábojnice, vajcia sa nehodia, človek si želá ťažšie zbrane...</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Do doručenia tychto používate klasické granáty a podobné zbrane, hlavne pri tom exploduje mozog…</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hymnus na rozum:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">rozum tu miesto nemá</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: #f8f9fa; line-height: 1.54286; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: -1pt 0pt -1pt 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">len čo by tak mal vrabec</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: #f8f9fa; line-height: 1.54286; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt 0pt -1pt 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">v klietke pre mačky</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="background-color: #f8f9fa; line-height: 1.54286; margin-bottom: -1pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">keď nevľúdná mu nedá...</span></p><div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #202124; font-family: Arial; font-size: 21pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-21609195598650362752022-05-20T22:07:00.002-07:002022-05-20T22:07:40.022-07:00burka v serbli<p> <span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">B</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; white-space: pre-wrap;">Búrka nedala mi dnes v noci spať</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-a5f9b3b3-7fff-2647-6ce8-7ea447a5405f"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gewitter liess ich nicht schlafen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">blesky vysielal nebeský fotoaparát</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Blitze donnerte von himmlischen fotografen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">chcel by som aspoň</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">wollte wenigsten Weile warten </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">než budem musieť čkať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">bis ich werde rülpsen müssen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dopísať túto stať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">diesen Aufsatz fertig schreiben</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ty zurvalý corgoň*</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">du rabiater Mensch du Mann willst heissen?</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">než pôjdeš v noci - alebo až ráno? - srať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">bis du in der Nacht - oder erst am Morgen? - scheissen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a na to si musíš počkať</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Darauf musst du noch warten!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 425px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="425" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/a0a4fVjP1aclD5xYIBoxIU1pFuSpzAfVPNCkCF6zk_cx6NN87gFMT1bOWXFsx4f0oHnJ-6Ogwm8VW39eICA3bNsFHPUQ2lZ_1woYksazWEPzPurc0LGgRXgsdyuM5p1KaWjn9W4RHOMJEe-QuQ" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jemand versucht diese Nacht mit dem Mobil in der Dunkelheit Bilder zu schiessen, statt der Bilder schiesst und scheiss er nur erbärmlich…(Foto ohne Blitz, Dr Max. de Bile) </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">*corgoň</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">https://slovnik.aktuality.sk/pravopis/?q=corgo%C5%88+(+kus+chlapa)</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-84995018573714272832022-05-10T22:53:00.000-07:002022-05-10T22:53:06.177-07:00skoda...<p> </p><span id="docs-internal-guid-a335c969-7fff-c781-8097-2ea19af23e67"><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">04.05.22</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Im uralten Russland gibt’s heute zwei Zaren</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">die halten Rest der Welt zum Narren</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">brüsten sich mit geschenkten Waren</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">besetzen mit Toten den rostigen Karren </span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dem Rabatze welchen macht seine alte Katze</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">horche ich widerstrebend und warte</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">bis ich ihm poliere seine Fratze</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">oder glätte seine Brustwarze</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ich setze alles auf ein Karte</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">hole scharfe schwere Barte</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 453px; overflow: hidden; width: 529px;"><img height="453" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/RDA664rFaXliIJp0vq23ddBU5Rz6axboo76Ku-41Ada4zeBsE6DRX2GKESGlFkTgT0nMKkhSMyK3ZgLCaSwIjoZojl6Nx_WbYZ_Vx-yHq20k7atTmOwNhXk9GIPmWPrPPZuPzMBTpOV6HK43OQ" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="529" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">bringe Baby Leopard von Bärentante</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">habe Bock auf den stinkenden Hurenbock</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">lasse Marder an die Kabel</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">werde von Kain zum Abel</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">mit der meinen Barte knacke ich den Gordischen Knoten</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ihr "biden" zarische Idioten!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-weight: 700; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tentokrat velmi nepresny preklad…som sklamany!</span></p><br /><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">04.05.22</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">V starovekom Rusku sú dnes dvaja cári</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ktorí si zo zvyšku sveta robia bláznov</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">chváliť sa tovarom, ktorý dostali ako dar</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">obsadiť hrdzavý voz s mŕtvymi </span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Na Rabatze*, ktorý robí svoju starú mačku</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Neochotne počúvam a čakám</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kým nevyleštím jeho grimasu</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">alebo vyhladiť jeho bradavku</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Vložil som všetky vajcia do jedného košíka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">priniesť ostré ťažké fúzy</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Prinášanie malého leoparda od medvedej tety</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Som pripravený na smradľavého bordelára</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nechajte kuny dostať sa ku káblom</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Prechádzam od Kaina k Ábelovi</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">svojou bradou </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ROZ</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">zviažem gordický uzol**</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vy "bidenovskí"*** cáristickí idioti!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">*krach, hurhaj, tresk, atp.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">** eine Barte nie su fuzy, ale siroka sekera ( napr. katovska)</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">*** NARAZKA na prezidenta, ktoreho meno je vyslovene tak, ze znamena nemecky “obaja”...</span></p><br /><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)</span></p><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-23898857510283165122022-05-06T02:06:00.003-07:002022-05-06T02:06:57.311-07:00prvomjové pa rusky<p> предупреждение rvomay о немецких танках, поставляемых в Украину, машинный перевод немецкого текста мне новой машиной "deepL"! <span style="color: red;">Necitané korigované!</span></p><p>Первомайское предупреждение о немецких танках, поставляемых в Украину, машинный перевод немецкого текста мне новой машиной "deepL"! </p><p><br /></p><p>Р Я уже убил человека один раз в своей жизни. Кстати, сначала он тоже чуть не убил меня, но это уже не важно. В темноте прекрасного вечера в "Вонне Монат" в мае в День матери он так точно и радостно прыгнул под колеса моего микроавтобуса, что я никак не мог остановиться, хотя у меня только что были новые тормоза, потому что я его совсем не видел. Это была типичная эстакада, которая спускалась с железнодорожного моста над шоссе. Все, что я увидел, это лежащего на земле старика в сером костюме с ужасным лицом, к которому присоединились крики нескольких запаниковавших женских голосов. Это было действительно только на мгновение, с этого момента я сосредоточил свой взгляд исключительно на машине подо мной, которую я отчаянно пытался удержать на трассе, не спеша, чтобы не опрокинуться, потому что меня бросало с одной плиты направляющей полосы автострады(?) на другую, и наконец остановился без правой боковой двери и половины боковой стены напротив стены автострады в противоположном направлении.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Это был веселый месяц май и День матери. Мать самоубийцы, не старое лицо, как мне показалось в момент удара, была молода, студентка, несчастна, и даже его любовница, как я позже узнал от полиции, стояла на вершине моста и кричала как ненормальная, что, конечно, не было странным в этой ситуации... (Невольно в мои руки попало очень трогательное прощальное письмо несчастного курдского беженца).</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Прошло некоторое время, прежде чем я снова смог проехать под мостом на новой машине - автомобиль, попавший в аварию, был конфискован и утилизирован после (его освобождения). Но я могу водить! Вот почему я описываю этот день, который скоро станет праздником Дня матери, многие матери будут скучать по своим сыновьям или мужьям. И мужчины поддадутся чувству, что ездить на гусеничных колесах лучше, проще. </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Как бывший танкист, я могу частично подтвердить это. Как бывший невинный уличный убийца могу добавить: Вам не нужны гусеничные танки с гусеничными колесами, чтобы переехать через достаточное количество трупов, это и так легко...</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Это перевод с немецкого, с использованием системы "deepL". Я взволнован. потому что в отличие от "google translate" это почти безупречный перевод! красные курсивные вставки - это моя мануальная корректура, зачеркнутые слова не совсем понятны... но все равно это почти идеально!</p><p><br /></p><p>29 апреля 2022 года </p><p>Отправить сообщение по электронной почте</p><p>Блог!</p><p>В Twitter freigeben</p><p>В Facebook freigeben</p><p>На Pinterest</p><p>1 Комментарий:</p><p><br /></p><p>Tlustjoch30. Апрель 2022 um 09:24</p><p>Ремни Caterpillar никогда не проворачиваются. Вот почему танк никогда не станет бабочкой.</p><p>Попробуйте перевести это через deepL на русский язык.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Переведено с помощью www.DeepL.com/Translator (бесплатная версия)</p>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-36306406400313763322022-05-01T03:05:00.004-07:002022-05-01T03:05:34.691-07:00birds v hniezde<p> <span style="background-color: white; color: #202122; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dialog neskúsenej rodinky vo vlastnom hniezde:</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-b3a7b0c0-7fff-9760-1da8-290f578dc469"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #202122; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 496px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="496" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/sZ7SE5yIPRIhiPoKqsilDoBl2m7L7R8GBjYvPkH1D0SbELHE40bxayEm2RIJ4mTzieO4hSLQJpJ2LI9ubDpYa8XxHNNZ_UwMl6BGBR1N1J2nkWzYz-tl2RjaaBgJgp95_VKvy4Pg" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Nepomačkaj mi to!”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Čo?”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Sedíš mi na vajciach…”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Veď sú to tie tvoje, vlastne už naše. Ale vysedieť ich musím asi ja sama!”</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-34284494338064336672022-04-29T23:04:00.003-07:002022-04-29T23:12:44.874-07:00Prvomajové varovanie pred nemeckými tankami dodanými na Ukrajinu, strojový preklad nemeckého textu mne novou mašinou "deepL"! <p><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-large;">Prvomajové varovanie pred nemeckými tankami dodanými na Ukrajinu, strojový preklad nemeckého textu mne novou mašinou "deepL"! </span></p><p><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-large;">R</span> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Raz v živote som už zabil človeka. Mimochodom, aj on ma najprv takmer zabil, ale to je vedľajšie. Za tmy krásneho večera vo "Wonne Monat" <i><span style="color: red;">máj</span></i> na sviatok matiek skočil tak presne a šťastne pod kolesá môjho mikrobusu, že som nemal ako zastaviť, hoci som mal práve nové brzdy, lebo som ho vôbec nevidel. Bol to typický nálet, ktorý sa spustil zo železničného mosta nad diaľnicou. Uvidel som len na zemi ležiaceho starca v sivom obleku s hroznou tvárou, ku ktorej sa pripájal krik niekoľkých spanikárených ženských hlasov. To bol naozaj len okamih, ďalej som svoj zrak sústredil výlučne na auto pod zadkom, ktoré som sa zúfalo snažil udržať na trati, <strike>neponáhľal som sa</strike>,<i><span style="color: red;"> aby som sa neprevrátil</span></i> pretože ma hádzalo z jednej <strike>dosky</strike> <i><span style="color: red;">vodidlového pásu dialnice(?) </span></i>na druhú a nakoniec som sa zastavil bez pravých bočných dverí a polovice bočnej steny o stenu aut<i><span style="color: red;">ostrády</span></i> v opačnom smere.</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-82403493-7fff-1905-93e2-55f1070626fc"><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bol to veselý mesiac máj a Deň matiek. Matka samovraha, nie stará tvár, ako som to vnímal v momente nárazu, bol mladý, študent, nešťastný, a dokonca aj jeho milenka, ako som sa neskôr dozvedel od polície, stáli na vrchole mosta a kričali ako pominut<i><span style="color: red;">é</span></i>, čo samozrejme v tejto situácii nebolo nič čudné... (Nechtiac sa mi potom dostal do rúk naozaj dojímavý list na rozlúčku od nešťastného kurdského utečenca).</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Chvíľu trvalo, kým som mohol opäť prejsť pod mostom s novým autom - auto, ktoré bolo účastníkom nehody, bolo po <strike>(prepustení)</strike> zabavené a zošrotované. Ale mohol som šoférovať! Preto opisujem tento deň, čoskoro bude oslava Dňa matiek, mnohým matkám budú chýbať ich synovia alebo manželia. <strike> a</strike> A muži podľahnú pocitu, že jazdiť s húsenicovými kolesami je lepšie, jednoduchšie. </span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ako bývalý vojak <i><span style="color: red;">z </span></i>tanku to môžem čiastočne potvrdiť. Ako bývalý nevinný pouličný vrah môžem dodať: Nepotrebujete<i><span style="color: red;"> pásové </span></i>tanky s <strike>húsenicami</strike>, <strike>aby ste mohli</strike> jazdiť po dostatočnom množstve mŕtvol, je<strike> to </strike></span><i style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: red;">aj tak </span></i><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">jednoduché...</span></p><div><span><br /></span></div><b>Toto je preklad z nemčiny, systémom "deepL". Som nadšený. pretože na rozdiel od "google translate" je to takmer bezvadný preklad! červené kurzivne vložky sú manuelné korektúry odo mňa, preškrtnuté slová nedávli presne zmysel...ale aj tak je to skoro perfektné!<br /></b><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-36757016798572778352022-04-25T11:39:00.001-07:002022-04-25T11:39:08.686-07:00z archivu o teorîi umenia<p> </p><span id="docs-internal-guid-20e0a251-7fff-6ccd-be4c-0e607505c117"><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Teraz skúsim písať po koniec. Jedlo voní zdola z kuchyne. Korektúra prestáva fungovať...za to funguje prvý raz ohraničený okraj! Boris rozpráva o slávnej fotografii Marilyn Monroe nad mrežou vetracej šachty so zdvihnutou sukňou.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Počas rozprávanie nám Marilyn zaspievala svoju známu “Diamonds for Ever”, alebo ako sa to volá. Kým fotku s božskou Marilyn fotili cez nespočetné opakovania inú slávnu fotografiu fotili o deň skôr: “červenoarmejec nad Berlínom” bola naaranžovaná o deň neskôr, pretože v “jedna k jednej čase” už bola na fotenie tma. Povedal by som, že obidva postupy sú vo výtvarných médiach legálne, opodstanené, nič nemožno označiť ako “fake”. Sú to jednoducho legálne prostriedky vyjadrovania týchto druhov umeleckého prejavu.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Napríklad, aby som bol konkrétny, nižšie publikovaná skica ľudožrúta, ktorý sa teší, usmieva nad vidinou šunkových raňajok, je pre časť divákov nechutná, odäpor vzbudzujúca, pre iných skôr úsmevná, až milá. Pre mňa osobne, ako tvorca tejto snímky, je obsah na skrze prostý, smiešny, až vulgárny. Ja viem, aspoň teda dúfam, že za ten krásny úsmev venovaný jednej dáme, dostanem za odmenu prinajmenšom súdok sektu, ak nie krištáľový pohár vzácneho perlivého</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="color: #292929; font-family: Lora, serif; font-size: 15pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 432px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="432" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/YQ3-2pIGOewwlCHPFXGqK9DOkXKwZhYgxm5hEq5VDF2EFzfl2eoL6h-7ksDTwaEejRrFxiEH-9rcTIrekV2i2qPldJfHWAS08zz5Vtll0gVAXF8Fig2WcaVfQ3qzs4uiwiutxIbm" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span><span style="color: #292929; font-family: Lora, serif; font-size: 15pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">šampanského. To je ten vedomý hmotný, materialistický prístup ku tvorčiemu procesu - účeľ svätí prostriedky!</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 529px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="529" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qod_zhB3tBU37_j6lWFpZt6JeNKwKoBlolbbFDP4TNl1gOpYx0xi_pXo8b0usyYY6G6FhA2NtmXPeTks-qzvp37cbvFAqG3ehkB_0xvE2c0f1J5RYkNHbG845EOOGGPbELh1GNx1" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.656; margin-bottom: 24pt; margin-left: 105pt; margin-right: 152pt; margin-top: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Rozžiarený kanibal v očakávaní…Original, teda pôvodná ilustrácia…</span></p>NB Preklad DeepL<br /><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-70287488506203019382022-04-14T21:53:00.003-07:002022-04-14T21:53:50.976-07:00Easter<p> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Frohe Ostern 2022</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-18c921ac-7fff-0198-ea2b-de04be19ed0c"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 556px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="556" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/TzFE7q8oGle5uw2_AhBvTawqdm1wa6jbzpywmGv-kTCNaIVc6C_z3Z8xrp_vl2-EiuwcuAmWMDBn-_LIPZ63iwXHKu_2X1970wIUCNb7QB4Fe8oW-n1sVVhSMFoc-wlDi4ZwXcd_" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wo habe ich die meinen Ostereier verlegt? Ich fürchte wenn ich sie nicht finde, verliere ich auch meinen Kopf!</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kam som založil tie moje vajcia? Obávam sa, že keď ich do veľkonočných sviatkov nenájdem, prídem o hlavu! </span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Veselú Veľkú Noc Vám, všetkým!</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-466504839148298980.post-34342538545395660392022-04-09T22:39:00.002-07:002022-04-09T22:39:18.709-07:00zase vyhrabal niekde<p><span style="color: #9fc5e8; font-size: x-large;">M</span> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mona ty nie si Líza si Izabela Mona</span></p><span id="docs-internal-guid-4b8917b1-7fff-4800-914b-f6a7c47e44b2"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">si prirodzene z prirodzenia vonná</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">si ty Mona, Líza a Isabela krátko zvaná Íza to bola ona</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">tá bola tmavá štíhla veľmi talianska - ešte nie talianska matróna - a zvodná</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">V bazéne na Tehelnom poli</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">palec od drapľavého betónu na pravej nohe bolí</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">túžba rástla na poli z tehál</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">za krasavicami v burine po pŕhlavách som behal</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">plával som ako ranená teľa</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">po troch tempách na dno palcom sa odstrčiť</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">nadýchnuť sa vody nepiť hlavu z vody vystrčiť</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Íza bola krásavica hovorili jej BELLA Isabella</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mona, Líza i Bela plávali svorne svoje dráhy motýlka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">netušili časom je to disciplína iná</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">dnes pláve plavec aj plavkyňa delfína</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">oči plné vody lieči z Freiburgu svätá Otília Odylka</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">(pri tej jej studničke vo Freiburg in Breisgau je to hotová idylka) </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="border: none; display: inline-block; height: 444px; overflow: hidden; width: 602px;"><img height="444" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/oc2Idxo5zuSXuoOU5wj98Mx7LDOpm8v2RNaOm1hCCGlsIwpBoK9vHeP8dQNJVv3kVg--effrrWBrczJZPeg-4-XYrI1aOZlJ4tRqjwZUX_e1d2X5H0pOhTRMGc8IL4arAePZ9lDr" style="margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px;" width="602" /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Sedí mladík na tehliach v poli udicou cudzokrajné krásky loví</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ak pôjde okolo ona samá Venere určite na udicu zabere!”</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">(Monalisa, Leonardo ako rybár na Tehelnom poli v B.)</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sedieť v puberte na stupňoch tehelného pola </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">spravilo z mládenca zamilovaného vola</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">žiadostivo smutne na Monalizu Izu zízal</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">tehly tlačia do zadku rád by jej to lízal…</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Epilóg:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Už Karel Havlíček Borovský adekvátne skoro toto napísal:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nechoď Vašku s dámami do vody když neumíš plavat</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: italic; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">kráska bude tonout - jak budeš ji z vody tahat?</span></p><br /><br /></span>Dr Max. de Bilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12087112112487417562noreply@blogger.com3